This is why I should never have human children:
I was constructing a pattern for a dog shirt, and Ace would not leave the glue stick alone. After noting that it’s non-toxic for this very reason (go ahead, look closely at the photo!!), I let her have a few licks. And then I interrupted my giggles and crossed the line by taking a picture and posting it on my blog. Wow. I should probably just go ahead and tie those tubes now while I still have health insurance.